lakevida:

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

(via kimpossibooty)

ice-block:

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

(via thedietcokedyke)

pangur-and-grim:

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn’t know what to say after that, so I was just like “it’s a cool dog” and kept walking

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(via imthedoctortobiasfunke)

quixoticanarchy:

once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes “oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!”

(via imthedoctortobiasfunke)

no-this-is-ryan:

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

  • When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
  • “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

(via franziskavonkurma)


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